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September 5, 2007, 22:28
Yuffie
None
14 posts

You should join my forum =)




Thank you!

[Edited on September 10, 2007 by Yuffie]
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September 5, 2007, 22:39
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

bitch please
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laffo
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September 6, 2007, 05:59
Yuffie
None
14 posts

Do you actually have 9616944 posts?


And yes, join my forum! =)

[Edited on September 6, 2007 by Yuffie]
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September 6, 2007, 08:37
(. )( .)
top pussy
447 posts

What sort of malarkey is this? why should I join your forum?

I think you should learn more about making offers the italian style.
That or becoming a Jedi.
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September 6, 2007, 17:40
Yuffie
None
14 posts

Because if you join my forum it'll be really cool.

=0
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September 6, 2007, 19:48
raverdave
Don't Give A F*CK
155 posts

- 9616944 << note the MINUS sign, its a countdown to how many minutes she has left to live
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September 6, 2007, 23:54
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

That's a secret.
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laffo
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September 7, 2007, 15:01
Dennis
どこかにいる
2092 posts

Quoting (. )( .):
What sort of malarkey is this? why should I join your forum?

I think you should learn more about making offers the italian style.
That or becoming a Jedi.
I can show you the way
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Kwakkel
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September 8, 2007, 20:10
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

"I'll watch it alone then, chicken shit..." The more confident man replied.
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boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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September 9, 2007, 06:36
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

Quoting Woody:
"I'll watch it alone then, chicken shit..." The more confident man replied.

“Oh darling, are you awake?” he asked in a hushed voice.
“Yes my husband, I am but only for short. Tell the nurses I choose the name Alassea for my daughter.” She falls unconscious with the final word.
“I will do that my starlight,” he says in a sweet and humble voice.
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September 9, 2007, 09:24
raverdave
Don't Give A F*CK
155 posts

Then, he unzipped his pants and flopped it out onto her lifeless lips, he rubbed and poked at her thankfully silent mouth and thought to himself...Ah bliss! A blowjob without the bitch moaning for once... And she aint gunna spitt..OOooooh no..i will fill her up like an empty tank at a petrol station.... The nurse,alarmed by the monitors that were beeping frantically ..ran into the room..she halted in shock, looked at the lifeless wife..looked at the hubby rubbing his cock onto her mouth..the lifeless wife..the cock..the lifeless.......it was all too much for the nurse.... she ripped open her uniform, perky pink breasts flopped out, she bent down and started lapping all the love juice up from the lifeless cold blue lips whilst fingering her now wet juicy pussy.... Of course this was just fantasy, spawned from the sick mind of an ex-div user whos life is so boring and sexless that he needs to make up these stories so that he can masterbate over them at a later date

[Edited on September 9, 2007 by raverdave]
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September 9, 2007, 12:35
Sandman
F3n!x0r
1194 posts

* Sandman joins the necrogangbang
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BennuWiki
Yes, my avatar has grey borders in IE (so get a decent browser)
ROOFLEZ ROOFLEZ
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September 9, 2007, 22:28
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

Quoting Woody:
Quoting Woody:
"I'll watch it alone then, chicken shit..." The more confident man replied.
“Oh darling, are you awake?” he asked in a hushed voice.
“Yes my husband, I am but only for short. Tell the nurses I choose the name Alassea for my daughter.” She falls unconscious with the final word.
“I will do that my starlight,” he says in a sweet and humble voice.

hhahahaha
ahfuck
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laffo
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September 10, 2007, 00:58
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

Quoting Fiona:
hhahahaha
ahfuck

Sarah: ' I can't belive the baby's due in 5 months it feels so close' I say to myself, looking over at Nigel who is fast asleep with his back to me.

As i stand up from the bed to walk out of the room I feel the babby kick and I know he is awake.

Sarah: Hey there stop it with the kicking will you

I begin to walk slowly down the stairs being careful not to make the floor creak underneath me. As i reach the bottom, my phone bleeps.

Sarah: who is this at this time of night

ON THE PHONE

1 voicemail message sent from Tish on 4th March at 12.05pm:

Hey Sarah its Tish don't forget about your scan tommorrow. Ok love you bye

Sarah: Oh yeah I almost forgot about that
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September 10, 2007, 00:59
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

hwo is babby formed
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September 10, 2007, 09:00
Dennis
どこかにいる
2092 posts

She died of "games programmer husband cancer" and that made him horny.



I registered, because you don't need to confirm by email and now thát is convenient and this is my post:


http://z11.invisionfree.com/en … ic=281&st=0

[Edited on September 10, 2007 by Dennis]
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Kwakkel
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September 10, 2007, 13:54
DTM
Earthling!
821 posts

I signed up with the default user name and password as filled in the "quick log in" box.

And I feel suitably awesome because of it.

Please don't steal my account :(
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September 10, 2007, 20:07
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

Quoting Woody:

You have got to be shitting me. No one writes like that. I didn't write like that when I was six.
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laffo
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September 11, 2007, 11:03
Dennis
どこかにいる
2092 posts

I don't don't think Woody is shitting you, Fiona. I think he is shitting shit.
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Kwakkel
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