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February 18, 2007, 13:26
g105b
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It doesn't matter how big they are, what shape they are, or even how sweet their juice is, it's getting them bloody flaps open :O
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February 18, 2007, 14:23
DTM
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not two for £1.75 then :(
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February 18, 2007, 15:08
Woody
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I like to rip them open and drink their insides.
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February 18, 2007, 15:44
Frimkron
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You have to shake them to stop all the pulp gathering at the bottom.
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February 18, 2007, 16:13
Oyster
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129 posts

my mum always has a go at me for not drinking enough of them
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February 18, 2007, 16:40
PEader
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Quoting g105b:
It doesn't matter how big they are, what shape they are, or even how sweet their juice is, it's getting them bloody flaps open :O

Don't you have easy open cartons?
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February 18, 2007, 17:45
yonni
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Quoting Oyster:
my mum always has a go at me for not drinking enough of them


My mum always has a go at me for drinking too many of them
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February 19, 2007, 14:01
Dennis
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2092 posts

you know what a blonde upside down is?


A brunette with bad breath.
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February 19, 2007, 17:07
Fiona
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I take offence to this thread.
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February 20, 2007, 01:35
TheMI3
Starving Artist
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I want to say something really witty about taking offence to all your mother.

But I can't find the exact words. I'll try and sort that out.

UPDATED INSULT!!1: I took offence to the inside of your mother's mouth!!!! :praise:

[Edited on February 21, 2007 by TheMI3]
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February 20, 2007, 13:16
Dennis
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Then edit your post later with the proper insult :)
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February 21, 2007, 13:09
g105b
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86 posts
Did anyone get their girls anything good for valentines day?

I got my mrs a new bag and belt. Cost me a bit but at least the vacuum cleaner works perfect again.

[Edited on February 21, 2007 by g105b]
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February 21, 2007, 13:25
Sandman
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Subtle, g105b, subtle.
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February 21, 2007, 13:39
Dennis
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Quoting g105b:
Did anyone get their girls anything good for valentines day?


How many girls do you have? :P

[Edited on February 21, 2007 by Dennis]
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