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June 9, 2006, 02:13
Woody
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06 … s.ap/index.html

ST. PETERS, Missouri (AP) -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.

Police said they are considering felony burglary and misdemeanor assault charges against the woman.
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June 9, 2006, 02:51
Fiona
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I laughed.
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June 9, 2006, 16:11
Rhovanion
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I smiled
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June 9, 2006, 18:22
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

thank god it didn't bite her vagina
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June 9, 2006, 22:58
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
Quoting PEader:
thank god it didn't bite her vagina
you mean, "too bad" instead of "thank god"?

Women who use dead animals to slap people really should be terminated. Seriously.
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June 10, 2006, 01:46
Sandman
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A whip is made of leather! :F
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June 10, 2006, 01:53
Rincewind
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I think a new IRC slap has been born. Gone with the lame trout.

*Rincewind slaps Sandman around a bit with a dead chihuahua*
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June 10, 2006, 12:56
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Rhovanion:
Quoting PEader:
thank god it didn't bite her vagina
you mean, "too bad" instead of "thank god"?

No, I meant "thank God". I'm pretty sure I meant that.
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June 11, 2006, 12:59
Tommo
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Quoting PEader:
Quoting Rhovanion:
Quoting PEader:
thank god it didn't bite her vagina
you mean, "too bad" instead of "thank god"?
No, I meant "thank God". I'm pretty sure I meant that.


Only pretty sure?
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June 11, 2006, 14:43
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Tommo:
Quoting PEader:
Quoting Rhovanion:
Quoting PEader:
thank god it didn't bite her vagina
you mean, "too bad" instead of "thank god"?
No, I meant "thank God". I'm pretty sure I meant that.

Only pretty sure?

I think so.
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