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April 1, 2006, 13:36
Mezzmer
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792 posts

was this thread really entitled "hilarity ensues"??

i find reading logs boring anyway unless they are truly hilarious.

ok he's a weirdo. i'll add him and send you a report.
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April 1, 2006, 13:38
Mezzmer
Square-theorist
792 posts

added.

oh my shit i hope he's online soon
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April 4, 2006, 18:02
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

grant: woot, i want to ask you a question, if you don't mind......
ghotistix: shoot
grant: ok, Sam has said that Microsoft is gay. so what he means about the gay? i think it should that be about the sex relations.
ghotistix: he is suggesting that Microsoft has bumsex with other corporations
grant: what do bumsex means? sorry , i don't know much english. i also can not find it in the dictionary.
ghotistix: sex in the bum
grant: let me guess, sam means microsoft like to fuck other company?
ghotistix: precisely
grant: it can be explain to microsoft like to attack other company, even those companies don't like microsoft?
ghotistix: no, not so metaphorically
ghotistix: literal bumsex
grant: oh, no, i don't know what is bumsex. my dictionary is out. It's not collected some new words.
ghotistix: dont worry about it
ghotistix: you probably dont want to know
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April 4, 2006, 22:11
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
Muahahahahahaa... I think I'm gonna add him and act confused.
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April 6, 2006, 20:34
TheMI3
Starving Artist
520 posts

The last log of him I intend to post as I blocked him now. I can't deal with this shit anymore.

06/04/2006 18:09:56 grant> hi,pretty.
06/04/2006 18:10:22 Sam> ..
06/04/2006 18:11:01 Sam> are you really grant?
06/04/2006 18:11:37 grant> you don't believe me until now?
06/04/2006 18:11:58 grant> sam, you think i am matt, right?
06/04/2006 18:12:05 Sam> fairly sure you are yeah
06/04/2006 18:12:16 grant> what make you think that way?
06/04/2006 18:12:30 Sam> because you just called me pretty
06/04/2006 18:12:46 grant> You think i am matt? why!!!!!!!!!!
06/04/2006 18:13:08 grant> i have saw some movie, in there, pretty means handsome boy.
06/04/2006 18:13:29 Sam> you're so gay right now its not even funny
06/04/2006 18:14:16 grant> sorry, do i offence you? if so, i make my apologize sincerely.
06/04/2006 18:14:47 grant> so, you don't like people call you pretty?
06/04/2006 18:15:13 Sam> not guys
06/04/2006 18:16:31 grant> ok, but why the people in the movie always call some young guy "pretty"?
06/04/2006 18:16:41 Sam> are the people men?
06/04/2006 18:18:20 grant> yes, a men in jail call another young man "pretty". I can show you the movie. It's a tv series---Prison.Break
06/04/2006 18:18:28 Sam> oh dear
06/04/2006 18:19:26 grant> so, can i call you "pretty" now?
06/04/2006 18:19:39 Sam> no!
06/04/2006 18:20:43 grant> Good, i will not call you pretty again. Satisfied?
06/04/2006 18:21:00 Sam> sort of
06/04/2006 18:24:50 grant> sam, Remember i told you i will give you some Hongkong cartoon?
06/04/2006 18:25:31 grant> you there?
06/04/2006 18:25:37 Sam> yes
06/04/2006 18:28:01 grant> Great, you can click this link and find the HongKong martial art comics book.
06/04/2006 18:28:01 grant> http://www.comicsworld.com/Htm … C111501a-03.htm
06/04/2006 18:28:18 Sam> k
06/04/2006 18:29:58 grant> The language is chinese, but you can see the pictures. There's some triangle button at the bottom. You can click them to go to next page.
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April 6, 2006, 21:08
Fiona
games are terrible
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[19:14] grant: hi....
[19:14] Ferret: Hello
[19:14] grant: ferret, do you think i am rude in chating?
[19:14] Ferret: Nope.
[19:15] grant: i have offence sam, making him unhappy.
[19:16] Ferret: What did you say?
[19:17] grant: cos i have saw a tv series. Prison break. In the tv series, i saw a man call another guy "pretty",so i though "pretty" can mean handsome guy. so i called sam "pretty"
[19:18] Ferret: Well he is pretty
[19:21] grant: No, he said it is not even funny. Poor sam. He take it serious.
[19:21] Ferret: Well ignore him
[19:23] grant: haha,no,he is my friend. we need to maintain our friendship. ok, time to leave, see you later.
[19:23] Ferret: Okay bye
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April 6, 2006, 22:28
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
awwww. they've become friends ^_^


... or one of them thinks so. lol

[Edited on April 6, 2006 by Rhovanion]
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April 7, 2006, 13:43
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
I decided I would try and outweird him:

Quote:
[12:36] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: hi,dan
[12:36] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Wait
[12:36] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: What
[12:37] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
[12:37] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Hello?
[12:37] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: hi,
[12:37] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: remember me?
[12:37] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: how could I forget such a direct relative of Mergan?
[12:37] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: How is the old girl, by the way?
[12:38] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: I hear she picked up a few STD's, touring dtuchland.
[12:38] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: in short - yes, I remember
[12:38] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: oh,my god, dan, you though i was another person.
[12:39] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: I am sam's housemate.
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: No, you are one and the same
[12:39] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: do you remember sam?
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Oh I REMEMBER him alright
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: ahahahahahaa
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: hahahahaaa
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: amauauaaahahaaha
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: AAHAHAHAHAHAAA
[12:39] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: *shits*
[12:40] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: yes
[12:40] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: you'd better run
[12:40] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: yes, we had a chat for four people, you,sam, ferret and me. and you keep on singing some song. Then you just run away. remember?
[12:40] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Tenacious D time?
[12:40] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Yes
[12:40] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Oh yes
[12:40] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Ferret?
[12:41] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Who is this cheese stealer?
[12:41] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: ferret is another girl.
[12:41] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: nobody talk the motherwoody english
[12:41] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: i am not ferret.
[12:41] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: we know this to be true
[12:41] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: WHALE
[12:42] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: ABOVE
[12:42] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: OMG
[12:42] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: SCARY
[12:42] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: LOOK
[12:42] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: CRASHPOW
[12:42] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: you say leapord I say leapord everybody everybody everybody say leapord
[12:42] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: ok, sorry to bother youl. nice chat with you. see you later.
[12:43] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: modified, sorry to bother you. haha.....
[12:43] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: No, no this is fine.
[12:43] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Haha. Yes. Modification is the trump of walrus tusk.
[12:43] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Tell me, woman I do not know
[12:43] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: what is walrus?
[12:43] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: Got to leave now, see you:'(
[12:43] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: NOOOOES
[12:44] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}: Goodbye, grant. May your life be full of fine wine and cheeses.
[12:44] gebilly2016@hotmail.com: Thank you. bye.


[Edited on April 7, 2006 by Deadmaster]
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April 7, 2006, 13:54
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

You people and your stupidly formated nicknames are dead, all fucking dead, to the melt core dead. DEAD.
Quote:
[ 22nd of August 20004 @ 12:44 ] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}:I suck
[ 22nd of August 20004 @ 12:44 ] Peader {some people say the length of the stupid subtext in nickname is proportionaly inverted to the users intelligence quote}: you suck
[ 22nd of August 20004 @ 12:44 ] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}:I suck
[ 22nd of August 20004 @ 12:44 ] Peader {some people say the length of the stupid subtext in nickname is proportionaly inverted to the users intelligence quote}: you suck
[ 22nd of August 20004 @ 12:44 ] Dan {some say the end is near... some say it's the armageddon too...}:Has anyone read this? Say lesbian if you have, but I doubt you have.
[ 22nd of August 20004 @ 12:44 ] Peader {some people say the length of the stupid subtext in nickname is proportionaly inverted to the users intelligence quote}: you suck

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April 7, 2006, 16:07
TheMI3
Starving Artist
520 posts

I think Dan did the impossible and weirded out Grunt.
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April 8, 2006, 16:06
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
PEader, I have no record of that chat.
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April 17, 2006, 01:12
TheMI3
Starving Artist
520 posts

I only remembered I had this today, but it's actually a voice recording of grunt. I showed it to ferret a while ago and the response was pretty positive. I only remembered i had it when talking to a mate from uni.

www.freepgs.com/pilot13/GruntisAwesome.amr
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April 17, 2006, 01:55
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
I can't open it with winamp.
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April 17, 2006, 05:16
Fiona
games are terrible
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Media Player Classic openend it for me.
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April 17, 2006, 16:04
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
I can't open it because I don't want to copy paste the link. what should I do now?
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April 18, 2006, 00:24
TheMI3
Starving Artist
520 posts

You're one lazy European.

[url]
www.freepgs.com/pilot13/GruntisAwesome.amr [/url]

I must explain though, shamefully I'm not in my best disposition (stoned) so I talk a lot more rubbish than normal. The thing I'm talking about at the beginning. Well, we told Grunt that a dressing gown was called a Tecula or something. So ignore that.

[Edited on April 18, 2006 by TheMI3]
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April 18, 2006, 02:38
Fiona
games are terrible
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Quoting TheMI3:
You're one lazy dutchman.

Belgian?
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April 18, 2006, 14:36
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Ferret:
Quoting TheMI3:
You're one lazy dutchman.
Belgian?

Why thank you. I don't mind if I do.
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