<Moogster> Right.
<Moogle> Seen as I have had more alcohol than my kidneys can handle I'll tell you this now.
<Moogle> Tell you what now I hear you say?
<Moogle> FUCK I hear you say.
<Moogle> Do I hear you say FUCK?
<Moogle> FUCK is not bad.
<Moogle> Yes.
<Moogle> To which I must add, I have forgotten everything you've all said.
<Moogle> At least I haven't made any grammatical mistakes yet.
<Moogle> Right.
<Moogle> Yes.
<Moogle> I see.
<Moogle> Is this making any sense.
<Moogle> I bet not.
<Moogle> As much sense as Sandman in a German soccer stadium.
<Moogle> Which is about as much as Jorrit with a girl!
<Moogle> Oh yes
<Moogle> That is a joke right.
<Moogle> Right.
<Moogle> I'm drunk, really.
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<Moogle> So don't expect to hear something nice.
<Moogle> Hello1
<Moogle> Are you still up?
<Moogle> PUNIKS: Answer!
<Moogle> Doesn't matter anyway.
<Moogle> The neighbours cat is sexy.
<Moogle> The socks of Easca are different colours.
<Moogle> The food in West-Berlin is still better than East-Berlin.
<Moogle> The Red Army is coming to power!
<Moogle> Oh yes!
<Moogle> To power I say.
<Moogle> I do correct spelling mistakes I must add.
<Moogle> How sad.
<Moogle> Crap even.
<Moogle> But it shouldn't make it less funny if you were watching the meaning of it anyway.
<Moogle> You are right Moogster.
<Moogle> And even more important, you know you are.
<Moogle> Because you are.
<Moogle> It's so simple when you know how it works.
<Moogle> Like a microwave.
<Moogle> You keep thinking, I should put my penis in there.
<Moogle> As long as you haven't the manual that is.
<Moogle> Because after that you don't want it anymore.
<Moogle> Oh yes.
<Moogle> You don't.
<Moogle> Take no risks!
<Moogle> So how about I tackle the problem mankind has been wrestling with for ages.
<Moogle> Yes.
<Moogle> I will do that.
<Moogle> The problem that says.
<Moogle> Females are not interested in males with their pants up.
<Moogle> NO?
<Moogle> Hm.
<Moogle> Maybe not.
<Moogle> Maybe the problem is a different one
<Moogle> Like, do REAL men fold their toilet paper.
<Moogle> Or do they just make a ball of it.
<Moogle> I think the magic is in the turn.
<Moogle> Sometimes this, sometimes that.
<Moogle> Who knows, maybe you are going to fold your paper 3 times in a row.
<Moogle> but you might never know.
<Moogle> If your penis is that small you might have to.
<Moogle> Is it not Sandman?
<Moogle> But it's not too bad.
<Moogle> Because Sandman here has 6 months left to let it grow.
<Moogle> Til august.
<Moogle> Oh ye.
<Moogle> yes!
<Moogle> BANG
<Moogle> Boredomezilla strikes again.
<Moogle> He strikes good.
<Moogle> So good your anal section bleeds.
<Moogle> It BLEEDS.
<Moogle> Bleeds like a cow.
<Moogle> Cows should bleed.
<Moogle> Though it is not making sense.
<Moogle> But they don't.
<Moogle> Because cows only give milk the first 40 days after they had a baby cow.
<Moogle> You know, a small one.
<Moogle> A BABY one.
<Moogle> NOt like baywatch.
<Moogle> There you love the little ones.
<Moogle> Because you are bigger than that.
<Moogle> You know!
<Moogle> You know that.
<Moogle> Yes.
<Moogle> Why am I saying this?
<Moogle> Because I have crap to do.
<Moogle> But you know that.
<Moogle> I present at, what is it, 13:45 in Oost?
<Moogle> I'll manage that.
<Moogle> I think.
<Moogle> I'll try anyway.
<Moogle> Shit, this is getting a rather long monologue.
<Moogle> But I love those, so no worries.
<Moogle> But the first who says something should say SEX.
<Moogle> Just, SEX.
<Moogle> Because isn't that what all men want.
<Moogle> SEX!
<Moogle> Females seem not to want that though.
<Moogle> They seem to want love!
<Moogle> And no male cares about that.
<Moogle> So crap on them.
<Moogle> No fuss
<Moogle> Oh man.
<Moogle> I've written like, 2 pages, full of monologue.
<Moogle> And still I can't seem to figure out what to do.
<Moogle> i need to go to bed.
<Moogle> Sure.
<Moogle> Right.
<Moogle> To bed!
<Moogle> Go now Roelf!
<Moogle> Nah, am I finished here?
<Moogle> Grammatically you are yeah.
<Moogle> Bah.
<Moogle> Time to quit.
<Moogle> I've been trying two pages and the first joke is yet to be made.
<Moogle> People who read this will be very disappointed.
<Moogle> Not like me.
<Moogle> I'm proud of whatever you do.
<Moogle> As long as you leave the animals alone Jorrit.
<Moogle> Yes you.
<Moogle> Right.
<Moogle> GOODBYE.
<Moogle> This is already going on far too long.
<Moogle> Bah.
<Moogle> 20 minutes of typing monologue.
<Moogle> Time to stop it.
<Moogle> SHIT
<Moogle> YES
<Moogle> VERY MUCH
<Moogle> SHIT
<Moogle> RIGHT
<Moogle> HAHA
<Moogle> GOOD NIGHT
<Ferret> NIGHT

<Moogle> I'm proud of whatever you do.
<Moogle> As long as you leave the animals alone Jorrit.

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