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January 13, 2006, 20:17
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
Yuffie got highly drunk, and attempted to talk to me about "sunny pisses"... so I felt it was only fair to post the log. Theres nothing personal or revealing of any secret she might have in the log, so I feel it is only my duty to post it in TEAG.


Stacey:
sunny
Stacey:
pisses
Deadmaster:
Hiya
Deadmaster:
Sunny pisses?
Stacey:
very mcund so
Deadmaster:
hmmm
Deadmaster:
ok
Deadmaster:
how drunk are you?
Stacey:
ruler of eh tlal
Stacey:
ruler of the drinkl
Stacey:
that m en
Stacey:
eh
Stacey:
m e
Stacey:
e
Stacey:
me
Deadmaster:
How much did you have to drink?
Stacey:
me
Stacey:
i dont kmnpw
Stacey:
tow apint/?
Stacey:
two pints pr dol.lar?
Stacey:
hahah
Deadmaster:
two pints?
Stacey:
no
Deadmaster:
that drunk on two pints
Stacey:
dont drink veer
Deadmaster:
What did you drink?
Stacey:
MEOW
Stacey:
FIONAR SAY S HI
Deadmaster:
HELLO FIONAR
Deadmaster:
This is so getting loggecd
Deadmaster:
*logged
Stacey:
iasewytrkmhn54
Stacey:
wamndt ,e
Stacey:
ehhehe
Stacey:
shooots
Deadmaster:
jesus, judging by your language you're off your face
Deadmaster:
FAEC
Stacey:
im amop
Stacey:
i need patu
Stacey:
paryt
Stacey:
part
Stacey:
party
Stacey:
bvber
Stacey:
oooloh
Deadmaster:
PATU!
Stacey:
oisses
Deadmaster:
sounds like an asian woman
Stacey:
pisses
Stacey:
omn u0
Stacey:
you
Stacey:
on everyone
Stacey:
niggers
Deadmaster:
ZOMG!
Stacey:
therre an e
Stacey:
REULER OF YTEJH TING
Stacey:
RULER OF TEH RIG
Stacey:
RING
Stacey:
THERE
Stacey:
anus ring
Stacey:
you wany my nbum?
Stacey:
hehhhehehahahajasklhnaioewje
Stacey:
you wanty yttme anus
Deadmaster:
no
Stacey:
hairyanus
Deadmaster:
HAIRYANUS
Deadmaster:
and you're pissed
Stacey:
iniit
Stacey:
i toilet now
Deadmaster:
MCR
Stacey:
fiona on nw
Deadmaster:
no
Deadmaster:
you're drunk
Stacey:
MY CHEMIALR OAMCNE
Stacey:
OG YEYH
Stacey:
THERRE SEWXY
Deadmaster:
you toilet in your pants
Stacey:
SASS
Stacey:
Y
Stacey:
GERARD IS SEXT
Stacey:
I WANNA RAPE HIM
Stacey:
UP THE A
Stacey:
SD
Stacey:
AS
Stacey:
S
Stacey:
FFS
Deadmaster:
And I was worried about myself :-/
Stacey:
she doesnt stop
Stacey:
j'm not drunk
Stacey:
yet
Stacey:
yiddish cup!
Deadmaster:
THIS IS MY YIDDISH CUP!
Stacey:
innnnnit
Deadmaster:
This Ferret?
Stacey:
yes
Stacey:
I hurt my foot
Deadmaster:
it doesn't seem like long since you went offline
Deadmaster:
so how can stacey be so off her head?
Stacey:
noes
Stacey:
Ao o
Stacey:
sje turned up like it
Deadmaster:
I've still never been drunk
Deadmaster:
Muahahahaahahahaaahahaha
Deadmaster:
WHAT
Deadmaster:
AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA
Stacey:
yo fucketr
Stacey:
go get some s4
Stacey:
cse
Stacey:
se
Stacey:
x
Deadmaster:
s4?

--End log--

How she's going to take Gerard Way up the bum, I have no idea...
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January 13, 2006, 20:41
TheMI3
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520 posts

you've never been drunk? It's great at exagerating that depressive feeling. Sigh.
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January 13, 2006, 22:40
Sandman
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1194 posts

Is it? I usually get even more hilarious.
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January 14, 2006, 00:20
Frimkron
Frustrated Megalomaniac
703 posts

I get less social. Which I didn't think was possible.
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January 14, 2006, 09:43
Tovi
I love you!
75 posts

Drunken mistyping is such rubbish. I could be really drunk and still be able to manage a keyboard. It just takes longer...

[Edited on January 14, 2006 by Tovi]
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January 14, 2006, 13:38
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Tovi:
Drunken mistyping is such rubbish. I could be really drunk and still be able to manage a keyboard. It just takes longer...

Drunk people don't have time to spare! GO GO GO. STORM THE FRONT!
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January 14, 2006, 15:19
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

Quoting PEader:
Quoting Tovi:
Drunken mistyping is such rubbish. I could be really drunk and still be able to manage a keyboard. It just takes longer...
Drunk people don't have time to spare! GO GO GO. STORM THE FRONT!
I think this is the truth, when you're drunk you're all over the place, can't stand up even, so you just kinda sprawl on a keyboard, and since you don't have any perception of being slow then you don't stop to think about what keys you hit.

Maybe you should go out once in a while Tovi.
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January 14, 2006, 17:29
Frimkron
Frustrated Megalomaniac
703 posts

Quoting Tovi:
Drunken mistyping is such rubbish. I could be really drunk and still be able to manage a keyboard. It just takes longer...

Taken from a certain group project forum:

Quoting Tovi:
It matters not whether they are in a text file or not. Yjr onmy thojng that matters is just that they don't totally like sicv baum and stuff. What I'm tyrying tpo to say ios that it workls , caus e IO tyink that's the amin thingd jere.

See, the thing is that I'm immensly drubkj at the moment, and I can"'t find the keyboard keys. Nor can I find the rifght words to tyoe. I'vce just veen at kujz


;)

[Edited on January 14, 2006 by Frimkron]
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January 14, 2006, 17:37
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

After reading the log I'd just like to say god bless alcohol.

Is there a non religous version of god bless?

Somebody just pwned tovi!

[Edited on January 14, 2006 by PEader]
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January 14, 2006, 17:44
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

"Thank fuck for..."
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January 14, 2006, 18:41
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
Quote:
Maybe you should go out once in a while Tovi.


Don't listen to him, Tovi. I've never been out and I'm perfectly fine. Ooh, look, J-rock... *runs after*

SEND POCKY!!!!
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January 14, 2006, 21:13
Rincewind
programmer
1545 posts

Quoting Ferret:
Maybe you should go out once in a while Tovi.
Quoting DM:
I've never been out and I'm perfectly fine.


It's retarded when people say "I'm going out". Instead just say what you're going to do, like "I'm going to the cinema with some friends" or "I'm going to an Irish pup and behave like a fool". Is it so mysterious what you are going to do or are you trying to make it more exciting than it really is? :what:


'Going out' should only be used when somebody is dating someone.
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January 14, 2006, 21:36
PB
Defender of the faith
630 posts

Quoting PEader:
Is there a non religous version of god bless?

I guess Americans find the phrase "God bless" hardly religious anymore. Anyway, there is so mutch terrible language in this online community that I hardly find it disturbing anymore (on this website) :(. I think I should find it disturbing though, because it just is...

Don't get me wrong though, I don't think I'd ever get used to the "OMG" trend... (I specifically mean the worse version) But like I said I don't want to get used.

Oh and I've never been drunk. :thumbs:
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January 14, 2006, 23:26
Tovi
I love you!
75 posts

Jezus Christ, I don't check a thread for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.

-> Ferret: Quit talking to me as if you know me. That's really annoying.

-> Frimkron: Pfff... That's different. And I can even use it to prove my point.


When most people get drunk, they know in advance they can use the fact that they are drunk as an excuse to get away with anything. Don't even think you don't know what I'm talking about.

"Ooh, I'm sorry I tried to kiss you, but I was drunk"

Yeah right. It's not like a drunk state of mine will make you do things that are beyond your control. Anyone who claims otherwise has never been drunk... ever... Rational thought is always possible. Being drunk just makes you more impulsive.

The only reason you'd mistype words while on the computer is because you want the other person to know you're drunk. Which is exactly what I did. Note how the first sentance is correct even though I'm wasted... Yeah... Then I make a mistake and decide it's funny to just randomly slap the keyboard. Doesn't take away from the fact that I could have typed the entire thing right.

As for my social life, I'm happy with it. I go clubbing once a week... I'm there at all cantuses (which to you non-belgians is a night of nothing but drinking beer and singing... good fun that) and fratparties and such... Pfff... the only reason I'm posting here is cause I need something to do while I'm taking a break from studying for my exams.
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January 14, 2006, 23:32
Fiona
games are terrible
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Quoting Rincewind:
Quoting Ferret:
Maybe you should go out once in a while Tovi.
Quoting DM:
I've never been out and I'm perfectly fine.

It's retarded when people say "I'm going out". Instead just say what you're going to do, like "I'm going to the cinema with some friends" or "I'm going to an Irish pup and behave like a fool". Is it so mysterious what you are going to do or are you trying to make it more exciting than it really is? :what:


'Going out' should only be used when somebody is dating someone.

Yeah.. well... You have a Dragonball Z avatar - Take that!
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January 15, 2006, 01:07
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
Well thats the thing. Most people around here don't do anything when they go out, they just go outside. And sit. And talk. They hardly do anything. So it is, literally, going out.

The most common activity is getting drunk though, and I can't see myself doing much of that... not yet, anyway. ;)
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January 15, 2006, 11:56
Rincewind
programmer
1545 posts

Quote:
Yeah.. well... You have a Dragonball Z avatar - Take that!


Well spotted! Isn't it awesome? :thumbs:
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January 15, 2006, 15:02
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

No!
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January 15, 2006, 15:17
Rincewind
programmer
1545 posts

Well ... you have a DDR avatar. :P
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January 15, 2006, 15:52
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

And it's the best.
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January 19, 2006, 19:36
Yuffie
None
14 posts

Quoting Tovi:
Jezus Christ, I don't check a thread for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.

-> Ferret: Quit talking to me as if you know me. That's really annoying.

-> Frimkron: Pfff... That's different. And I can even use it to prove my point.


When most people get drunk, they know in advance they can use the fact that they are drunk as an excuse to get away with anything. Don't even think you don't know what I'm talking about.

"Ooh, I'm sorry I tried to kiss you, but I was drunk"

Yeah right. It's not like a drunk state of mine will make you do things that are beyond your control. Anyone who claims otherwise has never been drunk... ever... Rational thought is always possible. Being drunk just makes you more impulsive.

The only reason you'd mistype words while on the computer is because you want the other person to know you're drunk. Which is exactly what I did. Note how the first sentance is correct even though I'm wasted... Yeah... Then I make a mistake and decide it's funny to just randomly slap the keyboard. Doesn't take away from the fact that I could have typed the entire thing right.

As for my social life, I'm happy with it. I go clubbing once a week... I'm there at all cantuses (which to you non-belgians is a night of nothing but drinking beer and singing... good fun that) and fratparties and such... Pfff... the only reason I'm posting here is cause I need something to do while I'm taking a break from studying for my exams.


Ahem.

Actually. It's more of a fact i didn't care if i made a mistake. The keyboard was all over the place, and i just 'attemped' to form words. And when i made a mistake i didn't bother to alter it.
That, and i was hyper...Which is usually what happens when i get drunk. I type thing's too fast.

Fast typing > Not seeing properly > Not caring = Typo's.


And too fuck Gerard Way up the arse...Well, i'm in the process of making that happen. Just a matter off getting a duck, some lube. And a case of peanut butter!

[Edited on January 19, 2006 by Yuffie]
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January 20, 2006, 01:04
Sandman
F3n!x0r
1194 posts

Man, being drunk does cause typo's. There IS a way you could avoid them, but then it would take twice the time to type all the crap down.
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January 21, 2006, 01:06
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
there is drunk and tipsy

being tipsy = cool
being drunk = uncool

too bad "tipsy" sounds like a R&B bitch and "drunk" sounds like someone with a beard from his neck into his throat down into his arse while listening to "KISS".

[Edited on January 21, 2006 by Rhovanion]
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January 21, 2006, 17:15
Caspah
Gladiator
203 posts
tipsy is fun. and when you're drunk you like other people to know it. unless its your parents.
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January 21, 2006, 18:52
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Rhovanion:
"drunk" sounds like someone with a beard from his neck into his throat down into his arse while listening to "KISS".

Tell me more.
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