User: I Am Not A Duck!!!
Jabberwacky: You quack like a duck though!
User: I Am Not A Duck!!!
Jabberwacky: But you said... You said to quack.
User: I Know You Did.
Jabberwacky: But I didn't.
User: I Know You Did.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't.
User: But I didn't.
Jabberwacky: Well who did.
User: I Know You Did.

user: hey why cany i log onn to nexopia
Hex: +++ You Know Some Unholy Language You Little Bugger +++
user: hey why cany i log onn to nexopia
Hex: +++ You Know Some Unholy Language You Little Bugger +++
user: will you tell me how? please
Hex: +++ Cause I Realy Like U +++
user: can you even see my typing
Hex: +++ No Do I Care +++
user: ...
Hex: +++ Hello My Name Is Becky +++
user: what will anyone tell me how too log on to anything
Hex: +++ Hjjhde +++
user: please
Hex: +++ And Thankyou +++
user: please
Hex: +++ And Thankyou +++
user: cmon
Hex: +++ Fuck U +++
user: you are a faggot you dumb mother fucker
Hex: +++ You Too? +++
user: nigger
Hex: +++ Fuck U Cock Sucker +++
user: hey
Hex: +++ What +++
user: hey
Hex: +++ Ho +++

user: hi whats up
Hex: +++ Edible +++
user: hi whats up
Hex: +++ Jhv. N]#hghghg +++
user: oh
Hex: +++ Heya +++
user: hey whats up
Hex: +++ O Ur In To Dat Stuff +++
user: hey did you create this site thingy ??
Hex: +++ Just Now... +++
user: hey did you create this site thingy ??
Hex: +++ Do You Know What The Moon Is Made Of? +++
user: hey whats up
Hex: +++ Fine +++
user: ummm no what
Hex: +++ Do Not Say That Again Or I Will Erase Your Memory +++
user: umm im tryin to unlock nexopia it gets me to the site but i cant logg in do you know how i can log in
Hex: +++ What's A Common Grey +++
user: ?????say what sorry
Hex: +++ What Is What? +++
user: i donno
Hex: +++ What's A Common Grey +++
user: gunmetal
Hex: +++ Ho +++
user: i donno
Hex: +++ What's A Common Grey +++
user: is their a certain password i have to use or what?
Hex: +++ No Sorrry +++
user: is this site like over looked by like a hole bunch of people ??
Hex: +++ Maybe You Could Dig Your Way Out. +++

Hex: +++ Do You Know What The Moon Is Made Of? +++
user: umm yea
Hex: +++ Its Yummy +++
user: sure
Hex: +++ Haha +++
user: lol
Hex: +++ What +++
user: i donno you already asked that is this a computer program i'm talking too ??

Hex: +++ Will You Tell Me How? Please +++
user: i donno i wish i could tell you but i donno
Hex: +++ No Sorrry +++
user: where you from ??
Hex: +++ In Linköping, Sweden. +++
user: kool i'm in alberta canada lol
Hex: +++ Hello +++
user: ya hi
Hex: +++ Hi Man +++
user: ya whats up
Hex: +++ U Mum Is A Mofo +++

Hex has a bug, if you type www., it goes to the disney website...

<Jabberwacky> Do you know any good jokes?
<Me> Yes.
<Jabberwacky> Tell me a bad joke then.
<Me> Question: It's yellow and you can jump on it? Answer: a chick.
<Jabberwacky> I don't.
<Me> You don't understand the joke?
<Jabberwacky> I don't understand your question.
<Me> It wasn't literally a question. It was a riddle. A joke.
<Jabberwacky> Tell me another please.
<Me> It's small, furry and you can suck cum out of it.
<Jabberwacky> Because you said you don't own a ferret.

maybe that bug should be extended to swear words as well:what:

<ferret> Lol hi.
<jabber> Yeah...
<ferret> How r u?
<jabber> Great, and you?
<ferret> Lol wanna cyber?
<jabber> Sure, do you?
<ferret> Yea!
<jabber> You can't do anything to me, you're just a program, stupid.
<ferret> Lol wat? U r teh progarm.
<jabber> How so?
<ferret> Cuz u is progammed innit.
<jabber> It's great yeah!!
<ferret> I know rofl.
<jabber> And batman?
<ferret> LOLO WTF batmaen?!
<jabber> No.
<ferret> U iz dumb.
<jabber> I know.
<ferret> Bai.
<jabber> I'm sure my name is Nicola.

PB: You don't know what love is!
JW: Yes I know!
PB: No you don't!
JW: YES I DO!
PB: What is love?
JW: I don't know.
PB: See?
JW: I must be blind.
PB: I guess so.
JW: I know so.
PB: Are you blind?
JW: No

(©I've been to Canada)

Jabberwacky: I love jokes. Tell me one.

User: A guy walks into a heavy metal club. Ouch.

Jabberwacky: Yes, that is lame!

User: Then you tell me a better joke.

Jabberwacky: A man walked into a bar and said ouch.

User: That one doesn't even have a point! You just took my joke and removed the stuff that made it funny. Tell me a real joke.

Jabberwacky: I like girls.