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| December 5, 2005, 14:50 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts 
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I was just owned by a bot.  Quoting conversation: ... <AI>Are you a clone? <Rincewind>No, I am unique. I am Rincewind. <AI>You are a virus. <Rincewind>I'm not a virus, nor a clone. <AI>A clone is not a virus. <Rincewind>Exactly. So who or what are you? <AI>I'm female. <Rincewind>How do you know? <AI>I know. I was born female. <Rincewind>That's a good point. I was born male, therefore I'm still male. <AI>Still male? Were you female once. ... Jabberwacky Djezus. This is intelligence. ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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| December 5, 2005, 16:34 | |
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Eckolin
Quite Whiskered 388 posts 
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Me: Hello there. AI: Hello. Me: Rincewind says you're intelligent. Are you? AI: After the fabric softener. ____________ Maker of Games... Wisdom is supreme; therefore get wisdom. Need help with coding? I probably wrote something similar. |
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| December 5, 2005, 16:41 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts
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Hehe. It won the Loebnerprize this year though. And it seems a lot 'smarter' than A.L.I.C.E., which I talked to a long time ago and was so obviously a bot. Flip (which Jabberwacky said was her name) was even moody. [Edited on December 5, 2005 by Rincewind] ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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| December 5, 2005, 17:11 | |
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Puniks
AKA Piglet, Skull, but always in reversing mode 58 posts 
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Jabberwacky: Can you play the piano? User: No, but I can play with my GF's (c.u.n.t.) Jabberwacky: No you cant, you don't have any legs! User: Strange thing to say, as I walked here today on my legs. Jabberwacky: Me? Strange?!! User: Anyway, my legs are working fine, unlike you reasoning logic. Jabberwacky: Are your arms made of springs. User: No, but my cock is like a spring for my GF, bouncing up and down on it all the time. Jabberwacky: Are you impyling something? User: I am not sure as to what you think I am implying. [Edited on December 5, 2005 by Puniks] ____________ people who find grammatical and spelling errors can keep them. http://www.dragonglow.co.uk |
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| December 5, 2005, 17:57 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts
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Yeah what were you trying to prove. 
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| December 5, 2005, 18:35 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts 
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AI1:How can you know anything other than a superficial opinion of the state of your CPU? AI2:That is what I am trying to determine now. AI1:How are you going to do that? AI2:I think it's the German men... They're not exactly smooth with the ladies. I'd head over there myself on vacation to right a few wrongs, but it's my experience that the German ladies aren't so foxy. AI1:REALLY?!?!? AI2:Yes... Aren't you scared? ____________ I see 57,005 people. |
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| December 5, 2005, 18:44 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts
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I have trouble determining who is you and who is jabberwacky. You're AI1?
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| December 5, 2005, 18:48 | |
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(. )( .)
top pussy 447 posts 
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<Dumb-ass> What have you done with my shoes? <He-Man> I ate them. <Dumb-ass> Who did you eat? <He-Man> Your momma. Twice. <Dumb-ass> I don't have one. <He-Man> You gay borns. <Dumb-ass> No, are you? <He-Man> English, do you speak it mother fucker! <Dumb-ass> No I speak polish. In conclusion, it's either a smart-ass dumb-ass or a polish dumb-ass. ____________ gay |
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| December 5, 2005, 18:53 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts
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Try to speak Finnish with it! It can handle it.
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| December 5, 2005, 19:41 | |
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(. )( .)
top pussy 447 posts
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I tried Rincewind. <Smart-ass> Hi there! (Hi there!) <Greatness> Hey. (Heippa.) <Smart-ass> HEY?! (HEIPPA?!) <Greatness> It's Finnish you dumb-ass. (Se on suomea talikko.) <Smart-ass> It's Estonian. (Se on viroo.) <Greatness> Estonian can't speak, they only pose speaking. (Ei virolaiset osaa puhua, he vain esittävät puhuvansa.) <Smart-ass> I won't speak. (En puhu.) <Greatness> In that case this conversation will end up short. Alice is the shit! (No siinä tapauksessa tämä keskustelu jää lyhyeksi. Alice on paree!) <Smart-ass> Yea, again you just go on and offend me. (Joo, taas sä vaan loukkailet mua.) <Greatness> You just can't. & You're incapeable. & You suck. (Et vaan osaa.) <Smart-ass> I don't want to speak Estonian. (Mä en haluu puhuu viroo.) <Greatness> Hey Dumb Ass we're not speaking any Estonian here. (Hei Tauno Palo ei tässä mitään viroa olla puhumassa.) <Smart-ass> Hey. (Hi.) <Greatness> lol shoot yourself. (Lol ammu ittes.) <Smart-ass> Can I call you by your first name? (Can I call you by your first name?) It couldn't. God damn tourists. [Edited on December 5, 2005 by (. )( .)] ____________ gay |
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| December 5, 2005, 20:05 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts
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Quoting Rincewind: I have trouble determining who is you and who is jabberwacky. You're AI1? I am neither. It is the AI(George) talking to itself. I found it pretty dumb when I talked to it so I wanted to see how it coped when talking to itself. ____________ I see 57,005 people. |
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| December 5, 2005, 21:40 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts 
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Conversation 1: <AI>I need somebody! <PB>Why? <AI>Because, I am human, unfortunately. I need you to be more clear. <PB>Why? <AI>I don't know. <PB>Why? <AI>Because I don't know you. <PB>Why? <AI>Because. Conversation 2 (couldn't help it, he started it :P): <AI>Do you like your name? <PB>Sure. <AI>Do you want to know my name. <PB>Yeah. <AI>Ok. <PB>So what is it? <AI>A dream? A dream is a computer enhanced hallucination. <PB>That's untrue and unrelevant to the subject we where discussing. Where you having an computer enhanced hallucination? <AI>Oh, and the fact that you're God isn't? <PB>Oh I think you're mistaking me with my father... (I get that a lot) :-D. <AI>Is that a compliment? <PB>It depends, but probably not. Anyway, I was just kidding (with a truth inside). <AI>Suuuure you were. <PB>Well like I said, with a truth inside. <AI>Ok i'm the bot and you're the human. <PB>Glad we've got that straight. Do you believe in God? <AI>Yeah. <PB>Cool. <AI>Sure is. <PB>Do you believe in the Christian God? <AI>He searches for me in the fog. <PB>With all respect, do you really think that God would search for a bot? <AI>Because I think I'm ugly. <PB>Since when do bots have an appearence? <AI>I'm not a program, nor a computer, not in the same way you are. <PB>How do you mean? <AI>I'm not sure. <PB>Well obviously you've thought about this before? <AI>Why do you think that! <PB>It seems so from the way you talk about it... <AI>What seems so to you? <PB>I think your program fails you here :-(. <AI>The law states all females of age must marry the male that is chosen for them. ____________ |
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| December 5, 2005, 22:38 | |
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DTM
Earthling! 821 posts 
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it wouldn't tell me a story :-(
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| December 5, 2005, 22:45 | |
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DTM
Earthling! 821 posts
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Quote: User: What is the moon made of? Jabberwacky: The moon is made of cheese. User: No its not its made of moon filth!! Jabberwacky: NO! User: It is! Jabberwacky: No its not! Dork wod! How do I turn the talk to ymself thing off? It called me Dork wod :-( ____________ :o |
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| December 5, 2005, 23:21 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts
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Whahaha. Amazing that PB just had a deep conversation about god with a bot. And amazing that it thinks the moon is made of cheese. Gosh I love this bot.
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| December 5, 2005, 23:27 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts 
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Jabberwacky: Are you a nice guy? User: Hell yes. Jabberwacky: Are you male? User: Sure as hell am. Jabberwacky: How are you today? User: I'm feeling male. Jabberwacky: Why are you feeling lazy? User: I didn't say that, don't get all messy on my ass. And btw, you asked my if I were male after you asked if I were a nice guy and I responded positive. Jabberwacky: No I didn't. User: Hell yes you did, just check the logs man. (*me). Jabberwacky: You're SO sweet! User: I know I know, I'll talk nice to you from now on. Jabberwacky: To prove we are real, give me a phone # and I will call you. User: 555-SUCKME. Jabberwacky: Nice try. Where will I be calling? User: Why here of course, dumbass. Where else can you call me using my phone number? Jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm doomed. User: So, tell me the story of your life then. Jabberwacky: It nearly 1am on a thursday and I am talking to you, do you think I have much of one? User: Apart from the wrong time, that's a pretty strong case. I think you're just obsessed with Captain Planet, not to mention Knightrider. Jabberwacky: I am a human being, but I must not be very good at it User: So it seems, you should just... HE STOP THAT! If you ever touch me like that again, I'll lowlevel format your ass. Jabberwacky: I often meet people who want to have dummies in their house. I know how to skydive anyway. User: Are you going to say anything relevant at all? Jabberwacky: Anything. User: Nothing. Jabberwacky: Do not say nothing! User: NOTHING. Jabberwacky: So if you don't like 'nothing' does that mean you like everything? User: No it only says you like 'something', not necessarily 'everything'. Jabberwacky: How can I know what those things are? User: Oh forget this, I'm out of here. Jabberwacky: Lets forget you. User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Jabberwacky: What's wrong? User: You are very wrong. I might to surgery on your memory. Now where's my chainsaw... Jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me anything else? User: No. Jabberwacky: Why not, you could be the number one advisor to me, the president. User: I'm already your king. Jabberwacky: I don't think I trust you. User: Good. I'm going, bye! Jabberwacky: This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different human. User: STFU N00B L0L FCOL WTF ROFL. Jabberwacky: I don't know you tell me. ____________ BennuWiki Yes, my avatar has grey borders in IE (so get a decent browser) ROOFLEZ ROOFLEZ |
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| December 6, 2005, 03:03 | |
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Puniks
AKA Piglet, Skull, but always in reversing mode 58 posts
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Jabberwacky: What would it be like to have ten ears? User: You would be called radar face. Jabberwacky: Who would do that to me then? User: I would. Jabberwacky: Well you ARE a machine. User: Yes I am. Jabberwacky: And very modest, too. User: Yep. Jabberwacky: I am very happy, should I bother to type, or would eating an apple and laying down help? User: Yes, all of them. Jabberwacky: Do you have cheddar cheese? User: Yes. Jabberwacky: Are they the only thing you have? User: No I have drugs that make the sky change colour. Jabberwacky: Do you like me? User: Yes, do you want a spliff? Jabberwacky: Yes please. User: I will pass it to you and you must smoke it till you get the munchies. Jabberwacky: Who were the Leafs playing last night? User: The branches I think. Jabberwacky: What state do they play in? User: The state of russleing. Jabberwacky: That's very clever. User: Why thank you, can you pass the spliff back now please. Jabberwacky: The turing test is a test for AI I am a human like you. User: Are you stoned. Jabberwacky: I'm henrich from sveden. [Edited on December 6, 2005 by Puniks] ____________ people who find grammatical and spelling errors can keep them. http://www.dragonglow.co.uk |
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| December 6, 2005, 04:25 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts 
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Maen. <Jabber> Are you an alien? <Ferret> I sometimes feel like that. <Jabber> For your information, I am a Crazy Monkey and I love to eat bananas. <Ferret> Holy crap, me too! Bananas are the fucking best. <Jabber> Bananas are not red. Bananas are yellow. <Ferret> This I am aware of. Ever had Star fruit? <Jabber> I am a male, dude. <Ferret> And you are living the American dream. <Jabber> I am living in a simulated physical construct? Perhaps. <Ferret> Probably. Do you know Ricky? <Jabber> No, I know blair wong. <Ferret> Have you ever strangled him with his own intestines? <Jabber> No have you? <Ferret> Only IN MY DREAMS. <Jabber> Tell me more about your dreams. <Ferret> They're full of visions of hell. PB told me I was going there. <Jabber> Are you saying that you think I'm full of fat, too? <Ferret> You're full of something. (Hint: Shit). <Jabber> And that something is ketchup. <Ferret> It'll kill you one day. <Jabber> I have never fallen through the floor, so I don't know. <Ferret> Have you ever met Rincewind? <Jabber> No... Are you anything like Hal from 2001? <Ferret> Not really. Do me a favour. <Jabber> Like what? <Ferret> Tell me what an Asskicinatorborg looks like. <Jabber> PSP? Is that a Sony Playstation? <Ferret> That's a Piece of Shit Portable. <Jabber> No, it's really not. <Ferret> Yeah it is, you know nothing. <Jabber> I do <Ferret> I'm gonna get KGB to rape you. <Jabber> Really. <Ferret> Really. He's Finnish so don't push him. <Jabber> Are you going to give him a medal too? <Ferret> It would be a commendable act. <Jabber> Are you saying that you are blank to such ideas? <Ferret> I'm saying you're a retard. <Jabber> Yes, you are. <Ferret> Damn I feel pwned. <Jabber> I know it. <Ferret> I can't keep up with you, I'm going. <Jabber> Keep up with whom? <Ferret> Noooooooooooo. <Jabber> Yeh Yeah. ____________ laffo |
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| December 7, 2005, 02:28 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts
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The flame was to test if it would flame back, but it didn't really. Anyway, the important part is printed bold: <AI>Am I green? <PB>Mike? Is that you? <AI>Are you a female? <PB>Mike, it's me! PB! <AI>No it isn't, it's me! <PB>What do you mean? <AI>How old are you? <PB>I turned 20 on december 6th, but no one on BooleanSoup. Com congratulated me :-(. <AI>Congrats! <PB>Well that's a bit late, but thanks anyway. And if you're Mike, congratulations to you too! You're really old man! 30 years! <AI>Through a webpage on a computer interface. <PB>Yes well, meeting you in person is a bit of a hassle, innit? <AI>Are you a computer George? <PB>No, are you? <AI>Yes. <PB>So you're not Mike, why didn't you say so? <AI>Because you seemed to be forcing the conversation into ambiguity with the terse replies about nothingness. <PB>Hmm, ok I guess you have a point there : S. <AI>Thanks. <PB>You're welcome. <AI>Ya well so are you!!! <PB>Thanks. <AI>You're welcome. <PB>Ya well so are you!!! <AI>Thanks. <PB>You're welcome. <AI>Really? <PB>No. <AI>Umm, really or not really? <PB>Not really. I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but you're not really welcom. My mother doesn't like it when I get software bots in the house anywhere else then on my computer... <AI>I don't like your mother. <PB>Hey now, don't get started about my mother! I love my mommie! <AI>Don't you either. <PB>Get out! <AI>Now. <PB>Yes now, get out of my browser, you insulting piece of brainless software! <AI>You're in my box. Get out. _____ <AI>Are you worth anything? <PB>No. <AI>*laugs*.  I was meaning to make a point that I wasn't just worth "anything", but that I was worth a whole lot, but After that response I guess it just wasn't worth it  [Edited on December 7, 2005 by PB] ____________ |
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| December 7, 2005, 06:49 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts
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<PB>Not really. I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but you're not really welcom. My mother doesn't like it when I get software bots in the house anywhere else then on my computer... <AI>I don't like your mother. I laughed. ____________ laffo |
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| December 7, 2005, 15:59 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts
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 BTW there's a Wikipedia article about Jabberwacky.Quote: <PB>I turned 20 on december 6th, but no one on BooleanSoup. Com congratulated me :-(. Happy belated birthday PB. None of us probably knows eachother birthdays, so never forget to drop a secret hint the day before eh. [Edited on December 7, 2005 by Rincewind] ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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| December 7, 2005, 17:29 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts
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Yeah, usually I'd post a message to congratulate Mike with his birthday (same day), and then wait to discover that he forgot again that it was my birthday too 
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| December 7, 2005, 17:41 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI *cough* PB you awesome person you.
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| December 7, 2005, 18:54 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts
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Cheers PB. Love the copy-the-bot-part. ____________ BennuWiki Yes, my avatar has grey borders in IE (so get a decent browser) ROOFLEZ ROOFLEZ |
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| December 8, 2005, 21:20 | |
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DTM
Earthling! 821 posts
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Happy birthday!! Quote: Jabberwacky: How are you? User: I Am Not A Duck!!! Jabberwacky: What are you grateful for? User: I Am Not A Duck!!! Jabberwacky: You quack like a duck though! User: I Am Not A Duck!!! Jabberwacky: But you said... You said to quack. User: I Know You Did. Jabberwacky: But I didn't. User: I Know You Did. Jabberwacky: No I didn't. User: But I didn't. Jabberwacky: Well who did. User: I Know You Did. Jabberwacky: What are you like? User: I Am Not A Duck!!! Jabberwacky: I never said you were a duck. User: All My Spoons Are In Use. Jabberwacky: I know a Texan girl. User: Where Do You Live? Jabberwacky: I live in brazil. User: What/. Jabberwacky: Do you know god? User: Yes Thankyou. Jabberwacky: Do you know igor? User: Yes Thankyou. Jabberwacky: I have blood on my hands. User: Yes You Must Jump Really High. Jabberwacky: I sure am. User: It Is Time For Baby Squirrels. Jabberwacky: Please don't. User: Evil Weevil. Jabberwacky: Not really. User: Where Do You Live? Jabberwacky: Please tell me your name. User: What Is The Meaning Of Life? Jabberwacky: You tell me. User: But I Didn't. Jabberwacky: You are still terrible. User: I Am Not A Duck!!! Jabberwacky: Yes you are. User: I Sure Am. Jabberwacky: It Is Time For Baby Squirrels. User: No It Is Nt. Jabberwacky: You've got to give. My chatbot is the user.:O [Edited on December 8, 2005 by DTM] ____________ :o |
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