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June 18, 2012, 10:48 | |
Zosma
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Croatia 1 - 1 Spain Italy 3 - 0 Ireland ____________ Fuck a duck |
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June 18, 2012, 22:00 | |
Rincewind
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Croatia 0 - 2 Spain Italy 2 - 0 Ireland ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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June 18, 2012, 22:08 | |
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Sweden 1 - 2 France England 2 - 1 Ukraine ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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June 19, 2012, 09:59 | |
Dennis
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Sweden 1 - 1 France England 3 - 0 Ukraine [Edited on June 19, 2012 by Dennis] ____________ Kwakkel |
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June 19, 2012, 09:59 | |
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crap I edited. Sweden 1 - 1 France England 3 - 0 Ukraine There. ____________ Kwakkel |
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June 19, 2012, 20:00 | |
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Almost missed this! Incase I don't make it these shall be my last words: Sweden 1 - 2 France England 2 - 1 Ukraine ____________ gay |
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June 19, 2012, 23:30 | |
PB
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Since I mist a match again, here's the next four... Czech 1-0 Portugal Germany 3-1 Greece Spain 2-1 France England 1-2 Italy ____________ |
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June 19, 2012, 23:36 | |
PB
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The hypothetical matches after these (please don't copy from this post as the countries in these matches are uncertain): Czech 1-2 Spain Germany 1-1 Italy, italy through with penalties Spain 2-1 Italy ____________ |
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June 20, 2012, 03:57 | |
Zosma
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Oh noes! Crap! Forgot to bet on the Sweden-France/England-Ukraine matches. All hope is lost. Have mercy on my soul. But fear not! The quarter finals are here. My prediction for the match on Thursday: Czech 1 - 2 Portugal Is it still the 'silver goal' rule for extra time? ____________ Fuck a duck |
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June 20, 2012, 10:14 | |
Dennis
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Czech 0-2 Portugal Germany 2-0 Greece ____________ Kwakkel |
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June 20, 2012, 15:59 | |
Rincewind
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Czech 1-2 Portugal Germany 2-0 Greece Spain 2-1 France England 2-1 Italy ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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June 20, 2012, 17:44 | |
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So, that's it for group stage which means there are only 7 matches left. Some good and interesting teams didn't make it but this is what we got: Thursday 21.6 Czech - Portugal I'm not sure what will be the Czech's weapons against Portugal...intensive defense and a lucky goal? I hope they realise this is not the way and just play for honour and great chesthair! I do believe that's what they'll do. Friday 22.6 Germany - Greece Germany hasn't really been the super effective mass annihilator that it was in 1940's, they've just done what has been needed to win. They got convincing game, but there's no fireworks. Saturday 23.6 Spain - France Spain's game is a bit boring, isn't it? Just passing and passing and passing each other, which is pretty much the opposite what Dtuchland did. Given both teams success in the tournament, it's pretty obvious which way gives better results. France hasn't been convincing at all, and to top it they just lost 2-0 to Sweden in the last round. Ribery does awesome things in Bayern Munchen, but he's nearly invisible in team France. Benzema has a great shot but to me it's a really dull team. A couple years back, I might had anticipiated this match a lot but now ... I'll just watch it and hope to be impressed because I don't have a girlfriend Sunday 24.6 England - Italy Italy is renowed for it's defensive style but I have a feeling they might be the more attack prone team of these two. For me, this is the match I look forward the most. Attenzion über alles! There's still 7 * 10 = 70 points left, so it's not too late to dip in and beat RaverDave! Monday 18.6 results Croatia 0 - 1 Spain Italy 2 - 1 Ireland Code: Lovejoy 0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 1 3 3 3 1 1 0 3 3 5 = 47 points Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 1 3 0 3 1 0 5 5 3 5 = 47 points Sandman 3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 3 3 3 1 0 0 5 3 3 = 41 points Zosma 1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 1 3 3 3 0 1 0 3 1 3 = 34 points Dennis 5 3 1 0 3 1 0 3 3 3 0 3 = 25 points PB 1 0 1 0 3 1 1 1 1 0 3 3 0 3 3 3 = 24 points DTM 3 0 0 = 3 points Rest = 0 points Tuesday 19.6 results England 1 - 0 Ukraine Sweden 2 - 1 France Code: Lovejoy 0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 1 3 3 3 1 1 0 3 3 5 3 0 = 50 points Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 1 3 0 3 1 0 5 5 3 5 3 0 = 50 points Sandman 3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 3 3 3 1 0 0 5 3 3 3 0 = 44 points Zosma 1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 1 3 3 3 0 1 0 3 1 3 = 34 points Dennis 5 3 1 0 3 1 0 3 3 3 0 3 3 0 = 28 points PB 1 0 1 0 3 1 1 1 1 0 3 3 0 3 3 3 = 24 points DTM 3 0 0 = 3 points RaverDave 1 = 1 point Rest = 0 points Thursday 21.6 Czech 0 - 2 Portugal Zosma: Silver goal rule is a no. Also the bets have been in the past for the regular game time i.e. the first 90 minutes, so you can still bet for a draw and WIN BIG TIME. ____________ gay |
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June 20, 2012, 20:26 | |
PB
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Just for fun and statistics, I calculated the average points per bet match. Code: Lovejoy 2.083
Rincewind 2.083 Dennis 2 Sandman 1.833 Zosma 1.545 PB 1.5 DTM 1 RaverDave 1 Rest Undefined (Error: Can not divide by zero) ____________ |
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June 22, 2012, 10:49 | |
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Them Czech put up a pretty good show for the first half, strong attack and Portugal merely having the odd counter-attack, which is their game. But then the second half was all Portugal, you can't let someone overrun you so badly! That's it for Jirraczech's or was it Jiracek's or whatever's mullet. That guy really knew how to fly a mullet A candle. Attenzion über alles! There's still 6 * 10 = 60 points left, so it's not too late to dip in if you want to beat RaverDave! Thursday 21.6 result Czech 0 - 1 Portugal Code: Lovejoy 50 + 6 = 56 points Rincewind 50 + 6 = 56 points Sandman 44 + 6 = 50 points Zosma 34 + 6 = 40 points Dennis 28 + 6 = 34 points PB 24 + 0 = 24 points DTM 3 = 3 points RaverDave 1 = 1 point Rest 0 = 0 points Friday 22.6 Germany 2 - 1 Greece Greece scores either one lucky goal or one awesome goal and Germany does the bare minimum i.e. score two goals, sounds about right? Barfh ____________ gay |
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June 22, 2012, 11:12 | |
Zosma
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Germany 1 - 0 Greece It'll either be a very boring, or an extremely explosive match? I'll bet on very boring. I don't really like those statistics PB, for obvious reasons :-) ____________ Fuck a duck |
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June 22, 2012, 23:34 | |
PB
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Meh.. It didn't do much for me either ;-)
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June 23, 2012, 13:52 | |
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Huh, 4-2! Finally some fireworks! It was indeed rather exciting but the goals started rolling in only after Germany managed to score and Greece opened up their game a bit. That's still a very deserved result. What's probably also noteworthy is that Germany had a few players in the starting lineup that hadn't played a minute in group stage and they played well. I think I haven't said this yet and I'm not sure why because it obviously should be said but Neuer has massive balls. Attenzion über alles! There's still 5 * 10 = 50 points left, so it's not too late to dip in if you want to beat RaverDave! Friday 22.6 result Germany 4 - 2 Greece Code: Lovejoy 50 + 6 6 = 62 points Rincewind 50 + 6 6 = 62 points Sandman 44 + 6 = 50 points Zosma 34 + 6 6 = 46 points Dennis 28 + 6 6 = 40 points PB 24 + 0 6 = 30 points DTM 3 = 3 points RaverDave 1 = 1 point Rest 0 = 0 points Saturday 23.6 Spain 3 - 2 France I'm hoping there that Benzema strikes a goal or two from counter-attacks and Spain has to start playing properly. YES, I'M BETTING THE MATCHES TO BE EXCITING FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. ____________ gay |
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June 23, 2012, 13:57 | |
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Nice stats PB I couldn't get sleep the night before because I couldn't remember what was DIV's error message for division by zero. I'm trying to get over it the adult way i.e. letting it pile up in the shit things pile. So, really it's still troubling me...anybody remember? ____________ gay |
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June 23, 2012, 15:46 | |
Zosma
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Good analysis once again...! Let's hope today's match won't divide by zero? I think this is a tough match to predict. Then again, looking back at the results, I guess a lot of them were difficult. So with that in mind... Spain 0 - 0 France ____________ Fuck a duck |
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June 23, 2012, 19:56 | |
PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts |
I'm sorry for the sleepless nights, but I did not use the legendary words which Google helped me to find back in a translation file for DIV: A division by zero was made. ____________ |
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June 24, 2012, 11:24 | |
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I've had it with these one-ahead-and-happy games on this one-ahead-and-happy tournament! Okay, Spain won by two but the second goal was a penalty kick scored at 90+1 mins. Seriously, the worst thing that could had happened is a goal for Spain and that's what we got. Shame on you France! Well, France did put up a good fight and for the most part it looked like a normal match but they didn't get to scoring changes much at all. Guess Spain is just too good. Attenzion über alles! There's still 4 * 10 = 40 points left, so it's not too late to dip in if you want to beat RaverDave! Saturday 23.6 result Spain 2 - 0 France Code: Lovejoy 50 + 6 6 6 = 68 points Rincewind 50 + 6 6 6 = 68 points Sandman 44 + 6 10 = 60 points Zosma 34 + 6 6 2 = 48 points Dennis 28 + 6 6 = 40 points PB 24 + 0 6 6 = 36 points DTM 3 = 3 points RaverDave 1 = 1 point Rest 0 = 0 points Sunday 24.6 England 1 - 2 Italy ____________ gay |
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June 24, 2012, 11:29 | |
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Thanks for that PB I can't believe I couldn't remember it considering how many times it popped up. But now I finally can has sleep! ____________ gay |
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June 24, 2012, 16:25 | |
Zosma
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Seems like my predictions for the Formula 1 are as good as for the football matches... England 0 - 1 Italy A bet for Italy was made. ____________ Fuck a duck |
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June 25, 2012, 19:37 | |
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There we have it, the first 0-0 game. England took it up the ass for 120 minutes and hoped to punish Italy for not going in balls deep. Why didn't I see this coming? I mean Hodgson herpderp! Actually there were plenty of scoring opportunities -maybe the most we've seen in a match so far?- but no dice. Incredibly poor finishing skills at display. Three matches left: Wednesday 27.6 : Portugal 1 - 2 Spain Thursday 28.6 : Germany 3 - 1 Italy Sunday 1.7 : Le grande finale! Attenzion über alles! There's still 3 * 10 = 30 points left, so it's not too late to dip in if you want to beat RaverDave! Sunday 24.6 result England 0 - 0 Italy (Italy won on penalties) Code: Lovejoy 50 + 6 6 6 0 = 68 points
Rincewind 50 + 6 6 6 0 = 68 points Sandman 44 + 6 10 6 = 66 points Zosma 34 + 6 6 2 2 = 50 points Dennis 28 + 6 6 = 40 points PB 24 + 0 6 6 0 = 36 points DTM 3 = 3 points RaverDave 1 = 1 point Rest 0 = 0 points ____________ gay |
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June 25, 2012, 20:50 | |
Dennis
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Portugal 2 - 2 Spain Germany 3 - 0 Italy ____________ Kwakkel |
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