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June 11, 2012, 15:46
Rincewind
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Poland 1 - 2 Russia
Greece 2 - 1 Czech

Netherlands 1 - 2 Germany
Denmark 1 - 2 Portugal
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June 11, 2012, 23:15
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France was a bore, they lacked any kind of will. Albeit England played very defensively, it seemed like they were in command. I don't know what to say of either team...next games will show.

The latter game was much more exciting with both having their climpses of awesomeness. They also had lazy and silly defensive mistakes, which are exciting to the viewer but not tournament winning qualities for the team.

Attenzion über alles! There's still 16 * 5 + 7 * 10 = 80 + 70 = 150 points left, so it's not too late to join in!

Monday 11.6 results

France 1 - 1 England
Ukraine 2 - 1 Sweden

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 = 18 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 = 14 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 = 12 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 = 12 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0 = 9 points
DTM         3             = 3 points
PB            1 0 1 0     = 2 points
Rest                      = 0 points


Today

Greece 1 - 0 Czech
Poland 1 - 3 Russia
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June 11, 2012, 23:20
PB
Defender of the faith
630 posts

Obviously I was to late for todays matches, I would have said England would win and Ukraine vs Sweden would tie. I can't tell what score I would have predicted. But it doesn't count anyway.

Anyway for my next scores:

Poland 0 - 1 Russia
Greece 0 - 1 Czech

Netherlands 1 - 1 Germany
Denmark 2 - 2 Portugal
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June 12, 2012, 15:29
Zosma
Senior Procrastinator
99 posts

Greece 1 - 1 Czech
Poland 0 - 3 Russia
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June 12, 2012, 23:47
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top pussy
447 posts

Good to have you back PB! :thumbs:

Look at the bets made for the last four matches...we suck!

Anyways, Greece - Czech game = unf that. Czech struck 2 goals in the first five minutes and then went into a halt. Ok, there was some effort but not much. Did the sideline referee deny one goal from Greece? I'm not convinced that it was an offside. I think the rules state something like "don't blow until it's fo sho" but many referees blow before fo sho. Bah.

Unfortunately I almost missed the first half of Poland - Russia. Just tuned in when Russia scored. I hear it was a good half but the second half...worst half of the tournament so far? Them ruskis were literally just standing, resorting to invidual effort which all failed miserably. Poland seemed better.

Attenzion über alles! There's still 14 * 5 + 7 * 10 = 70 + 70 = 140 points left, so it's not too late to join in!

Tuesday 12.6 results

Greece 1 - 2 Czech
Poland 1 - 1 Russia

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 = 20 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 = 16 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 = 13 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 = 13 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0     = 9 points
PB            1 0 1 0     3 1 = 6 points
DTM         3               0 = 3 points
Rest                          = 0 points


Today

Denmark 0 - 2 Portugal
Dtuchland 3 - 2 Germany

Losing to Denmark was a major blow for Dtuchland. After doing some maths I had to dtich my original prediction to one that seems more fitting for glorious Dtuchland.

ps. Could you guys put the bets in the same order as they are played?

edit: sorry about that.

[Edited on June 14, 2012 by (. )( .)]
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June 13, 2012, 00:00
Zosma
Senior Procrastinator
99 posts

Denmark 0 - 2 Portugal
Dtuchland 3 - 0 Germany
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June 13, 2012, 08:11
Dennis
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Crap I bet everything 1 - 1 and I forgot to submit it. lmfao.

oh well.

Denmark 0 - 1 Portugal
The Nether 2 - 2 Germany
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June 14, 2012, 00:16
PB
Defender of the faith
630 posts

Italy 2 - 1 Croatia
Spain 1 - 1 Ireland

Ukraine 0 - 2 France
Sweden 1 - 1 England
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June 14, 2012, 12:10
Zosma
Senior Procrastinator
99 posts

Italy 2 - 1 Croatia
Spain 2 - 1 Ireland
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June 14, 2012, 14:12
Dennis
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Italy 2 - 0 Croatia
Spain 1 - 0 Ireland

Ukraine 0 - 3 France
Sweden 2 - 2 England

[Edited on June 14, 2012 by Dennis]
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June 14, 2012, 16:11
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top pussy
447 posts

Plenty of goals in that Denmark - Portugal game. Surprisingly many one might say. Me likes.

Anyways, off to things more important: Dtuchland now needs to beat Portugal by two goals :( and Germany also has to beat Denmark for Dtuchland! So many beatings required! More importantly: Dtuchland needs to find joy.

Attenzion über alles! There's still 12 * 5 + 7 * 10 = 60 + 70 = 130 points left, so it's not too late to join in!

Wednesday 13.6 results

Denmark 2 - 3 Portugal
Dtuchland 1 - 2 Germany

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 = 24 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 = 21 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 = 19 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 = 16 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0     3 1 = 13 points
PB            1 0 1 0     3 1 1 1 = 8 points
DTM         3               0     = 3 points
Rest                              = 0 points


Today

Italia 2 - 1 Croatia
Spain 3 - 0 The Green Army

Omg Dennis let me save your bets:

Italy 2 - 0 Croatia
Spain 1 - 0 Ireland

(page 1 has an anal note about post editing)
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June 14, 2012, 17:47
Rincewind
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1545 posts

Italia 2 - 1 Croatia
Spain 2 - 0 Ireland

Ukraine 2 - 1 France
Sweden 1 - 2 England
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June 14, 2012, 22:44
PB
Defender of the faith
630 posts

I'd like to change my original bet

Ukraine 0 - 2 France
Sweden 1 - 1 England

to

Ukraine 1 - 2 France
Sweden 1 - 2 England

Also I'd like to compliment our host for the quick-witted score keeping (if quick-witted is not the correct wording, blame google translate).
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June 15, 2012, 09:04
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top pussy
447 posts

Well, thank you kind sir.

I have to count the scores later and in the most extreme case that I don't make it back in time, here's my bet:

Ukraine 2-3 France
Sweden 1-3 England

All your bets look good but I don't want to make the same bets :( AND I WOULD PREFER TO SEE MORE GOALS.
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June 15, 2012, 10:12
Dennis
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Oh crap, I didn't read the rules, I feel such an anarchist now :F

Well then, don't make it count. I'm not in it for winning it, because the prize you win really sucks. :P


Poor Holland. I'll keep supporting for you guys! <3

I wanna change:

Ukraine 0 - 3 France
Sweden 2 - 2 England

into:

Ukraine 1 - 2 France
Sweden 1 - 2 England
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June 15, 2012, 12:02
Zosma
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99 posts

Ukraine 1 - 3 France
Sweden 1 - 2 England
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June 16, 2012, 00:43
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top pussy
447 posts

Ah sorry Dennis, I didn't mean anyones points got deducted, all the points are there :)

Ireland sure took a beating but they fought bravely and the fans were awesome for their team to the very end. I hear our boy Peter might be there, or whoever owns him these days.

Sweden - England match was surprisingly entertaining, 5 goals in a Hodgson match must be a record! Don't check, these things do happen. England will get Rooney back for their last game against Ukraine, but I fear that it will be a whole different kind of match since both teams will have everything at play. Sweden is out, everybody got the winner right for that match eventhough England has never before beaten Sweden in a competitive match :o

Attenzion über alles! There's still 8 * 5 + 7 * 10 = 40 + 70 = 110 points left, so it's not too late to join in!

Thursday 14.6 results

Italy 1 - 1 Croatia
Spain 4 - 0 Ireland

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 1 3 = 28 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 1 3 = 25 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 3 = 23 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 1 3 = 20 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0     3 1 0 3 = 16 points
PB            1 0 1 0     3 1 1 1 1 0 = 9 points
DTM         3               0         = 3 points
Rest                                  = 0 points


Friday 15.6 results

Ukraine 0 - 2 France
Sweden 2 - 3 England

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 1 3 3 3 = 34 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 3 3 3 = 29 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 1 3 0 3 = 28 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 1 3 3 3 = 26 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0     3 1 0 3 3 3 = 22 points
PB            1 0 1 0     3 1 1 1 1 0 3 3 = 15 points
DTM         3               0             = 3 points
Rest                                      = 0 points


Today

Greece 1 - 3 Russia
Czech 1 - 2 Poland

Russia will get their game back! I'm confident. The last two matches of each groups are played at the same time. I'd like to see Greece - Russia but it's only available in normal definition here, whereas Czech - Poland will be in high definition. Tits in the crowd or a more interesting match, that is the question...
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June 16, 2012, 16:09
Rincewind
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1545 posts

Greece 1 - 2 Russia
Czech 0 - 2 Poland

Portugal 2 - 1 Netherlands
Denmark 1 - 2 Germany
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June 16, 2012, 19:56
Zosma
Senior Procrastinator
99 posts

Greece 2 - 2 Russia
Czech 1 - 3 Poland

Gotta take some risks to be able to win!
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June 17, 2012, 00:46
PB
Defender of the faith
630 posts

Portugal 1 - 3 Netherlands
Denmark 0 - 1 Germany
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June 17, 2012, 09:45
(. )( .)
top pussy
447 posts

Not a lot of goals yesterday, should we fear the same for todays games? Kcuf dat. Group A went totally upside down for me and really, Russia out wtf? You suck Russia.

I was expecting more from Poland as well, home crowd and all that. They do well in qualifications but haven't actually ever won a single match in a final tournament. I guess there's a lesson in all this: expect nothing. Yet I'm expecting Dtuchland to do what they've failed to do so far: win a match. FYI, they need to win by atleast 2 to advance. Do you believe they got it in them?

I'm expecting Portugal to play very defensively because even losing by a goal is enough for them, given that Germany beats Denmark. Still, let's face it: Dtuchland's defence isn't exactly rock solid and Portugal will score. I see Dtuchland's speciality to be attack and that's what has been lacking, so it's all down to whether they finally start netting the ball. Or maybe Denmark suprises us yet again and makes all this speculation moot, but that's the worst case scenario.

Attenzion über alles! There's still 6 * 5 + 7 * 10 = 30 + 70 = 100 points left, so it's not too late to join in!

Saturday 16.6 results

Greece 1 - 0 Russia
Czech 1 - 0 Poland

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 1 3 3 3 1 1 = 36 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 3 3 3 1 0 = 30 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 1 3 0 3 1 0 = 29 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 1 3 3 3 0 1 = 27 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0     3 1 0 3 3 3     = 22 points
PB            1 0 1 0     3 1 1 1 1 0 3 3     = 15 points
DTM         3               0             0   = 3 points
Rest                                          = 0 points


Today

Portugal 1 - 3 Dtuchland
Germany 3 - 1 Daneland

I had a premonition that either of these matches will end 3-1. Like lawl premonition HAHAHAHAHAHA :DDDdddd
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June 17, 2012, 10:17
Zosma
Senior Procrastinator
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Portugal 1 - 3 Dtuchland
Germany 2 - 0 Daneland
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June 17, 2012, 20:57
Dennis
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Portugal 1 - 2 n3th3r
Germany 3 - 0 Daneland
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Kwakkel
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June 17, 2012, 23:49
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top pussy
447 posts

I guess Dtuchland is the group bicycle:
Quote:
Everyone has an easy ride over them. A team that will let any slob of a team (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on them because all dongs are the same to this team, the team will go on the job of losing at the drop of the hat. This team is so stank that it could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "GROUP BICYCLE!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to these boys. God bless you, group bicycle!

And Jesus Christ Rincewind, your bet was appalling! I say: fuck everything about it! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN. Those are blood points. I guess that's what it takes to win, and you'll do anything for the prize which is either one night with C. Ronaldo, or, if he doesn't make the HIV-test, a picture of him to your email. Keep those blood bets coming!

Attenzion über alles! There's still 4 * 5 + 7 * 10 = 20 + 70 = 90 points left, so it's not too late to join in!

Sunday 17.6 results

Portugal 2 - 1 Dtuchland
Germany 2 - 1 Daneland

Code:
Lovejoy   0 3 1 3 0 5 1 5 1 1 3 1 1 3 3 3 1 1 0 3 = 39 points
Rincewind 0 3 1 3 1 3 1 0 0 1 3 5 1 3 0 3 1 0 5 5 = 39 points
Sandman   3 3 1 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 3 3 3 1 0 0 5 = 35 points
Zosma     1 0 0 3 3 3 1 1 1 0 3 0 1 3 3 3 0 1 0 3 = 30 points
Dennis        5 3     1 0     3 1 0 3 3 3     0 3 = 25 points
PB            1 0 1 0     3 1 1 1 1 0 3 3     0 3 = 18 points
DTM         3               0             0       = 3 points
Rest                                              = 0 points


Today

Croatia 1 - 2 Spain
Italy 2 - 0 Ireland

I have to go mourn ->
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June 18, 2012, 00:22
PB
Defender of the faith
630 posts

...We lost...

Croatia 0 - 2 Spain
Italy 2 - 1 Ireland
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