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August 18, 2008, 02:19
Dennis
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I just found a very nice, very good looking girl's profile online. One of her pics had reactions like "wow ur pretty" and stuff like "you are so beautiful" etc... and I posted "Well, you're not ugly, but that does not say anything about your IQ. Anyways, you sit there like you're going to take a shit or something. Nice background btw. Grtz"

I am not normal anymore... :(

Anyway now she wants to chat with me and asks stuff. WTF??? I am not even nice!! WOMEN ARE WEIRD!!
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August 18, 2008, 11:33
yonni
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Have fun getting your money and identity stolen by some saudi man :)
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August 18, 2008, 17:19
toco123
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tsk, if u were popular like me, youd be the one getting those comments.

Anyway, maybe shes just retarded!?
:D
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August 19, 2008, 12:22
psychopigeon
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right now your next step is to insult her as much as possible, call her fat, ugly, play on any insecurities like if she thinks her noise is a bit too fat. all of which you can pick up on from her pictures. (she'll be trying to hide, disguise or angle her insecurities)

once she breaks down and starts crying, you move in give her a cuddle and say "it's ok... i'll take you cos i love who you are, im not shallow like the other guys"

to which she'll think "i really should take any thing i can get as he's right no one else will have me"

and she'll also think you're sweet and lovely

you cant possibly go wrong!
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August 19, 2008, 14:11
yonni
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Man, I find my noise too fat too :P
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August 19, 2008, 15:12
psychopigeon
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Quoting yonni:
Man, I find my noise too fat too :P


you coming on to me? ¬_¬
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August 19, 2008, 18:25
yonni
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Merely making some light humour on the fact you said "noise" where I assume you meant to say "nose".

Not a slur on your English, assuming English isn't your first language, it's very good. Just making an innocent joke
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August 19, 2008, 21:38
Dennis
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Quoting psychopigeon:
right now your next step is to insult her as much as possible, call her fat, ugly, play on any insecurities like if she thinks her noise is a bit too fat. all of which you can pick up on from her pictures. (she'll be trying to hide, disguise or angle her insecurities)

once she breaks down and starts crying, you move in give her a cuddle and say "it's ok... i'll take you cos i love who you are, im not shallow like the other guys"

to which she'll think "i really should take any thing i can get as he's right no one else will have me"

and she'll also think you're sweet and lovely

you cant possibly go wrong!
OMFG ITS TEH PIGEAON

funny what you say, but subtle is better ;)
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Kwakkel
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August 20, 2008, 00:38
Sandman
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I come with fat noises.
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August 20, 2008, 02:17
toco123
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if you dont know her, dont give a shit!
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August 20, 2008, 12:38
Dennis
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Too late, already gave her one.
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Kwakkel
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August 20, 2008, 16:03
psychopigeon
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Quoting yonni:
Merely making some light humour on the fact you said "noise" where I assume you meant to say "nose".

Not a slur on your English, assuming English isn't your first language, it's very good. Just making an innocent joke


chill buddy, i was just messing wit ya...
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August 20, 2008, 17:44
toco123
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Quoting Dennis:
Too late, already gave her one.


O_O your humour...is really fucked up? :what:
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