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August 18, 2008, 02:19 | |
Dennis
どこかにいる 2092 posts |
I just found a very nice, very good looking girl's profile online. One of her pics had reactions like "wow ur pretty" and stuff like "you are so beautiful" etc... and I posted "Well, you're not ugly, but that does not say anything about your IQ. Anyways, you sit there like you're going to take a shit or something. Nice background btw. Grtz" I am not normal anymore... Anyway now she wants to chat with me and asks stuff. WTF??? I am not even nice!! WOMEN ARE WEIRD!! ____________ Kwakkel |
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August 18, 2008, 11:33 | |
yonni
None 420 posts |
Have fun getting your money and identity stolen by some saudi man
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August 18, 2008, 17:19 | |
toco123
Banned 240 posts |
tsk, if u were popular like me, youd be the one getting those comments. Anyway, maybe shes just retarded!? ____________ Kamasutra: The new Massively Multiplayer Foreplaying Game |
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August 19, 2008, 12:22 | |
psychopigeon
None 11 posts |
right now your next step is to insult her as much as possible, call her fat, ugly, play on any insecurities like if she thinks her noise is a bit too fat. all of which you can pick up on from her pictures. (she'll be trying to hide, disguise or angle her insecurities) once she breaks down and starts crying, you move in give her a cuddle and say "it's ok... i'll take you cos i love who you are, im not shallow like the other guys" to which she'll think "i really should take any thing i can get as he's right no one else will have me" and she'll also think you're sweet and lovely you cant possibly go wrong! ____________ I make you nervous |
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August 19, 2008, 14:11 | |
yonni
None 420 posts |
Man, I find my noise too fat too
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August 19, 2008, 15:12 | |
psychopigeon
None 11 posts |
Quoting yonni: Man, I find my noise too fat too :P you coming on to me? ____________ I make you nervous |
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August 19, 2008, 18:25 | |
yonni
None 420 posts |
Merely making some light humour on the fact you said "noise" where I assume you meant to say "nose". Not a slur on your English, assuming English isn't your first language, it's very good. Just making an innocent joke ____________ |
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August 19, 2008, 21:38 | |
Dennis
どこかにいる 2092 posts |
Quoting psychopigeon: right now your next step is to insult her as much as possible, call her fat, ugly, play on any insecurities like if she thinks her noise is a bit too fat. all of which you can pick up on from her pictures. (she'll be trying to hide, disguise or angle her insecurities) OMFG ITS TEH PIGEAONonce she breaks down and starts crying, you move in give her a cuddle and say "it's ok... i'll take you cos i love who you are, im not shallow like the other guys" to which she'll think "i really should take any thing i can get as he's right no one else will have me" and she'll also think you're sweet and lovely you cant possibly go wrong! funny what you say, but subtle is better ____________ Kwakkel |
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August 20, 2008, 00:38 | |
Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts |
I come with fat noises.
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August 20, 2008, 02:17 | |
toco123
Banned 240 posts |
if you dont know her, dont give a shit!
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August 20, 2008, 12:38 | |
Dennis
どこかにいる 2092 posts |
Too late, already gave her one.
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August 20, 2008, 16:03 | |
psychopigeon
None 11 posts |
Quoting yonni: Merely making some light humour on the fact you said "noise" where I assume you meant to say "nose". Not a slur on your English, assuming English isn't your first language, it's very good. Just making an innocent joke chill buddy, i was just messing wit ya... ____________ I make you nervous |
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August 20, 2008, 17:44 | |
toco123
Banned 240 posts |
Quoting Dennis: Too late, already gave her one. your humour...is really fucked up? ____________ Kamasutra: The new Massively Multiplayer Foreplaying Game |
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