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| March 15, 2008, 02:55 | |
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Mezzmer
Square-theorist 793 posts 
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I believe this budget console is in fact the better of the three: Sony Playstation, Xbox360 and Nintendo Wii. Simply for the reason Wii is just funny as fuck. Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz is cute and great.   It's great. The main game is only half the story. You can play at parachuting (god knows how you control it, it's like Java programming a landing with movements) underwater treasure searching, walk the tightrope, and many more incredibly pseudomonic hand-eye co-ordinative games to play. But the strange thing is... you can still play when stoned. Ghost Squad is a very nice cheap title, i got it for just 14.99 pre-owned from the very nice GAME store (i worked there for three months but don't tell anyone).   Not in Ghost Squad! GAME store! And quit/vanished with a set of cabinet keys! Now this game is simply a SEGA shoot-em-up with little mini games in between such as defuse the bomb, stop the knifer and kung-fu skills sections. It's easy to engage into action. Even when stoned. I rest my case. ____________ |
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| March 15, 2008, 16:39 | |
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Dennis
どこかにいる 2099 posts 
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"even when stoned"  Now this is one of the best reviews I read in a while. I'm still thinking of getting a wii, only for metroid prime III. The wii beats the other consoles for its surpreme multiplayer games. ____________ Kwakkel |
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| March 15, 2008, 23:02 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1196 posts 
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Wii Tennis ftw.
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| March 15, 2008, 23:05 | |
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Mezzmer
Square-theorist 793 posts
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Wii sports isn't the only fucking game you can play morons actually don't play it at all because i had my remote smashed against the wall by someone not using the wristband the italian cunt ____________ |
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| March 16, 2008, 09:11 | |
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Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts 
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I bought Resident Evil 4 for my brother's Wii but he never plays anything but shitty Guitar Hero and there won't be any good games for the 360 which I've got until Unreal Tournament 3 so I hate him and may gank his Wii.
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| March 16, 2008, 20:58 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts 
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Dennis, I find Metroid Prime 3 really awesome. Although it's a bit too much work when you're stoned. Mario Galaxy is a great Wii game as well. In fact, it's essential.  It's even quite doable when stoned. No More Heroes is a very awesome video game with an 8 bit hud where you wave a lightsaber about and drive a sweet bike.  Warning, may cause arousal when stoned. BTW, Uncharted (which isn't a Wii game) is also quite fun. But likely to cause motion sickness when stoned. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| March 17, 2008, 21:08 | |
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Mezzmer
Square-theorist 793 posts
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real boobs on a 2d girl well i would want to be stoned fag ____________ |
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| March 17, 2008, 22:03 | |
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(. )( .)
top pussy 447 posts 
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Maybe it's not a girl, hence the warning.
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| March 18, 2008, 00:26 | |
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Dennis
どこかにいる 2099 posts
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Quoting Squarepusher: Wii sports isn't the only fucking game you can play morons actually don't play it at all because i had my remote smashed against the wall by someone not using the wristband the italian cunt bahahaaa  Metroid Prime > wii sports though. ____________ Kwakkel |
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| March 19, 2008, 19:32 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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Quote: fake boobs on a fake girl well i would want to be stoned fag fixed ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| March 19, 2008, 22:35 | |
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Mezzmer
Square-theorist 793 posts
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hahah you lie you sick old dog ____________ |
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| March 22, 2008, 02:29 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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haha I don't get it. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| March 22, 2008, 21:10 | |
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Dennis
どこかにいる 2099 posts
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They are not real boobs, they are 3D boobs on a 2D girl. Awesome! ____________ Kwakkel |
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